kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION


(Source: maddifacee)

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade)

flippy-feelings:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

(Source: moostache-forever)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

deddene:

when ppl try to go thru ur apps

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neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

blakejp:

she did not friendzone me she just saved our relationship as a draft

lazypacific:

when the person next to you has horrible breath and you can’t decide whether you should run far way or awkwardly try not to breathe.

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

svveden:

the original video got taken down but somebody reuploaded it and i’m so glad they did

pussyriot:

I am Roger

(Source: chadleymacguff)

folly-lolly:

Do you ever have a conversation with someone new and then you’re like

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I’m making friends

(Source: follyface)

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting