excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
she did not friendzone me she just saved our relationship as a draft
when the person next to you has horrible breath and you can’t decide whether you should run far way or awkwardly try not to breathe.
the original video got taken down but somebody reuploaded it and i’m so glad they did
Do you ever have a conversation with someone new and then you’re like
I’m making friends